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Their Proven "Conversation Starters" Will
Leave Your Lips Easier Than You Can Ever Imagine…
Not Just Shooting You From Solo To
Spoiled
For Choice...
But Arming You With The Proven Roadmap
You'll Use To Swagger Blissfully Over
Every "Minefield" Of Lesbian Life...
Including...
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How to come out at
school, at work, and to family. |
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Locating hot
dykes for fun and friendship.. whether you live in the
city or in the sticks... |
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Seducing
your secret crush |
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Becoming a
know-it-all "sexpert" |
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Attracting
your soul mate online |
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Your lesbian
personality and what it says to other women |
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Avoiding
painful gay drama |
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Cheating
lesbian "bed death" |
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Mysterious
Lesbian dating "rules" explained |
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Less than obvious "giveaways" that a luscious lady-lover is in your cross-hairs |
And buckets more "Queer Wisdom"
you can put to
work to quickly change your life if you haven't
yet found "the one"... Or if having no-one to turn to for
fun and friendship is getting old FAST...


January 31, 2012
From the desk of: Jenny Jacobs
Re: Your blossoming love life
Dear Friend,
Let's face it...
We live on a "straight planet".
And when we come to realize it's ladies who shoot a tingle
up our inside thigh, no-one is there to throw an arm over
our shoulder and expertly guide us to the life we deserve.
In fact... It's inevitable
that you start to feel alone. I know I did.
Even when you muster the courage to honor your tinglings
it's no easier...
You find a confusing and catty lesbian world rises to
meet you.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
Not for YOU
anyway...
Because you need to know that at least for now, a sultry
breeze of savvy lezzies have blown away the black clouds of
Gay Drama.
A Secret Lesbian
Sisterhood..?
You might call them that. It sounds a wee bit unlikely at
first, but as you'll soon see...
A gaggle of ultra-confident
and self-assured lesbians have -- at least for the
countless hours I interviewed them -- shown that they are willing to help a sister out in
every confusing aspect of gay-girl life.
It's their often shocking and counter-intuitive revelations
that fuel the
Lesbian Dating Bible that I want to share with
you today.
But don't get the wrong idea...
I might have an acknowledged best-seller under my belt
now, but my own lesbian journey was no skyrocketing
success...
Maybe you can relate, but...
Coming out was easily the
hardest and most painful thing I ever had to do.
As I'll share, in doing so I made some painful dating
mistakes which put
everything that was important to me in serious
jeopardy. Changing my life forever.
But this letter isn't about me. It's 100% about
YOU...
And the promise of a unique "lesbo leg-up" as you wisely
reach for your own authentic,
informed and
fun-filled lesbian life.
And so we're clear...
It
doesn't matter if you've got eyes for
quiet, strong butches... or girly high-heeled femmes...
or for dykes of
any stripe for that matter...
I want you to know right now...
today...
You can be the commanding and seductive girl in the room...
the one who magnetizes smokin' hot chicks at will...
Who knows exactly
what to say to start natural and meaningful conversations
that quickly lead to explosive lip-locks and more...
And yet it gets even
better...
The confidence to be your very best Sappho "self" won't
only give flight to
love-matches and spontaneous hook-ups...
The same self-assurance that attracts a line of eager women
waiting to get to know you, naturally seeps into every other
aspect of life...
Suddenly you're creating close life-long friendships...
Sealing an air-tight bond with your parents and family, no
matter how they feel right now about you embracing who you
truly are.
And before you know it...
You're giving
any relationship a perma-jolt of passion...
No matter how long you've been together...
Or if you need to move on from a tired relationship
you're doing so with
renewed strength
and energy.
And I'm going to make sure you know how to wow your partner
anytime things take an intimate turn...
Enjoying a "connection" with any bedroom buddy that easily
transcends anything you've had the
intense pleasure of
feeling before.
Best of all, thanks to me throwing you the keys to
accelerate your mastery of online dating, all this is
possible whether you live near a hummin' gayborhood or not.
So by any estimation, add all this up and...
You're Within Arms' Reach Of
The Lezzie Life You've Only
Dared To Dream About Until Today...
Now...
It's not that you or I
need to cozy
up to a steamin' honey to be happy... it just makes it a
helluva lot easier!
I've even heard this said before...
"It takes two women to make
one lesbian!"
Much as I'm about being a strong and independent woman, there's more than a grain of truth to that statement (a fact the Indigo Girls knew when they sang "The Power Of Two")!
Because when you're without a partner to hold, it's almost
like you don't know who you really are.
Then that special someone enters life with a bang and...
You
come
alive...
Lungs pumping like pistons on a bullet-train...
Your heart beating in an interlocked unison you never
imagined could feel so good.
It's A Feeling Only Natural To Yearn For...
But If You Don't Know It As Well As
You'd Like To... It's
Hardly Your Own Fault...
Living on a "straight planet" means no-one takes us by the
hand and helps us figure out the confusing thoughts
running through our head.
Even worse... you get bombarded by church, school, family
and media that the feelings you can't shake are somehow
wrong, even unnatural. Only...
Deep down... you know
your truth.
And it's something so pre-programmed inside you that if
you're like me...
You've always felt different.
For me, I remember wondering why my classmates were checking
out little Jimmy on the soccer field, when my focus
was taken by the foxy point-guard playing varsity hoops.
And maybe you accepted your "truth" way back then. And ever
since you've proudly walked around with what amounts to an
"L" tattooed on your forehead...
Or perhaps it's taken you a little longer...
Maybe you've had failed relationships with guys... until you
felt your feelings for the fairer sex could be ignored
no longer.
Perhaps you're still in a relationship with a guy and you're
trying to get your head around your urges to be with women.
Either way, one thing's for sure...
Coming to terms with who you are isn't easy... and finding
your place in the wider "label obsessed" Lesbian community
can be draining.
That's why as you scour The Lesbian Dating Bible for
answers, I've made sure to point you to your own "comfort
spot" in the lesbo community where you can flourish beyond
your imagination...
Tossing out all the limiting labels if you want to, and just
settling into your own unique personality.
Feeling more comfortable in your own skin than ever before.
And all because you know...
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The 5 “A”…
mazing” stages to embracing your gayness and
squeezing every ounce of joy from a lesbian
lifestyle.
FYI… You might not be as far along as you
think…
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K.D. Lang,
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia Di Rossi walk into a
girl bar…
the “dykon”
you’re hot for on first glance can give you
insight into the lesbo grouping you naturally
embrace. |
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The stage of
gay exploration where the fun truly
begins.
It’s also where you start to feel totally “at
home” in your body and desires. |
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Why learning
to be a lesbian can be like parachuting into a
foreign country where they don’t speak a lick of
English.
That’s why
I’m ready for you with easy “translations”
that’ll make it EZ for you to take charge in
your new world.
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Understand
yourself better by finding your place in the
puzzling lesbian “star system”.
You’ll get a clear picture of how you can take
advantage of your status to secure hot dates.
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Why being a lesbian is way more than just
wanting to be with girls.
And why that might be the best news ever if
you’re desperate to escape your drab hometown,
or keen to stay and turn your home life into
party central… |
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How one small
change in mindset can give you a blissful
lesbian life… starting today!
Seriously… can you say “Extreme Life
Makeover”? |
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They call it
“the question”… and without a clear answer your
quest for queer love hangs by a thread.
But no fear… I’ll give you everything you need
to “buzz-in” with the correct answer and live
the life you crave. |
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The most
rewarding decision you’ll ever make in your
lesbian lifetime.
Too many dykes decline to make this “mental
move”… but the payoffs are huge.
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The simple
“mind-fix” that effortlessly tosses out any
deep-seated anger, resentment or guilt over
being gay.
This is key
to relaxing in your own skin and finally
loving and accepting yourself from head to toe. |
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Know lesbian
bedroom "roles"…
Stone butches who wanna give… Pillow Queens
who wanna receive… and why most fall into the
“mutual middle”… PLUS… who’s on-top, who’s
on-bottom, and what rules are meant to be
broken! You get the no-holds barred low-down so
there’s no frustrating surprises or awkward
encounters.
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Why you
should be ecstatic that you’re not the slightly
plastic, married with 2.4 kids, All-American
girl… You're
YOU
for a reason. And a very good reason at that. |
Let's be clear here...
Difficult as it can be to find your place in the often
back-stabbing Lesbian world...
It can be even tougher
to tell everyone back in "straight land" who you are...
That's what tripped me up the most.
Out of sight of my mother I'd met Tara... a chapstick
Mississippi State soccer-player in a chatroom.
Her screen name
was "clueless girl".
In our private chat she told me her Dad had just had a heart
attack. Sensing she needed someone to talk to I told her she
could call me anytime.
Well, once we got talking... you know the feeling... we just
clicked. (Her sexy southern accent didn't hurt either!)
We'd jabber back 'n' forth from 12.30am until 6am sometimes.
One night she told me she loved me.
I
replied, "I think I'm falling for you too..."
How things progressed from there was hardly how I expected.
Or what I'd hoped for. I wish I could have known what I was
doing at the time so I didn't get hurt.
To save you the same "scars" I've dedicated a full chapter
of The Lesbian Dating Bible to making coming out as painless
as possible.
Fact is... if you're in the closet, or only halfway out, I'd
suggest you stay put until you discover...
Of course, you don't have to be "out" to
give off a magnetic
charge that makes other women weak at the knees.
See..
Whether You're Rocking A Buzz-Cut Or A Blond Bob...
Leather... Tweed... Tats or Gold Earrings...
Whether You're In The Closet Or Way "Out"...
Here's what
you need to know...
A series of "shortcuts" exist that allow you to
dump all your
insecurities forever...
Seeing yourself in a bright new light as you exchange
self-doubt for the rush of being the girl everyone looks at
and asks, what's her
secret?
The dyke who's the free-wheelin' CEO of her life from the
minute she jumps out of bed excited to meet the day, all the
way through to sunset...
When she and her partner light the candles about
to illuminate their latest session of bedroom
"Twister".
And now, with the power The Lesbian Dating Bible is about to
put in your hands, it's your turn to...
Start To See
Yourself Fearlessly Armed With
More Confidence...
Boldness And
Seductive
Powers Than You Ever Imagined Possible...
Because none of us have a crystal ball, and you simply never
know who's around the next corner, or who'll be visiting
your girl-bar for the very first time...
And if an instant eye-lock means
you've just bumped
into the future love of your life... you better
know...
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Non-cheesy “conversation starters" that lead to
real, meaningful and flirty conversations.
These lines will leave your lips so easily
there's virtually no chance they won’t get a
warm and enthusiastic response.
HOT! |
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Why the most
critical part of female sexual seduction begins
before you close the door behind you for
a night on the prowl.
You'll see how the beauty of a successful
seduction is in the "prep steps" prior to any
breathless bra-flingin'. |
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The
“must-have” feeling that jet-fuels any
successful seduction.
Don't have
it... or can't generate it quickly... and the
odds of labia-on-labia lovin' plummet like a
brick. |
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How undergarments can help you avoid
humiliation when things get frisky.
No
lesbian looking for love couldn't use this
advice! |
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What
you absolutely have to “drop” before any woman
will want to rip your clothes off.
Fail to let go and you might be riding solo for
a while longer. |
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The
Hollywood “directing trick” to making sure the
coast is clear for an amorous approach. Angelina
Jolie and Megan Fox know this trick like the
back of their hand. Soon, you'll use it to
enhance your own sex-appeal too. |
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The “homo-no-no”
when you need to get a girl’s attention FAST and
prep her for your approach.
Pulling this stunt only stifles the chance of
any chandalier-swingin'. |
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The “L-Word” secret to steely-strong confidence
before you chat-up your dream girl.
Nothing else gives you the head of steam to grab
yourself a night of nakedness like this "seen on
TV" trick. |
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The
jaw-dropping effect of a genuine smile.
I’ll tell
you how to respond after she beams right back. |
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How
much physical affection you need to give her to
show into her, but not come on too strong
and scare her off. You
need to strike a delicate balance, especially
when you've only got one shot to snare the
gorgeous girl in front of you. |
Maybe you're reading this
and thinking how terrific this all sounds...
Being able to juice up your confidence levels and
be the all-powerful
gay-girl you've always wanted to be.
But if you're like how I used to be, then all the lesbian
cattiness can be a bit much. And sometimes you just want to
avoid it.
Although at the same time, you realize when you want to
play tonsil-hockey
with the finest fillies in God's creation then you
best get out there.
And I'm making that easier
than ever...
The power I'm putting at your fingertips today is going to
give you all the confidence you need to
"own" any dating
situation you find yourself in.
To truly be more in charge...
in control... and
more immune to petty lezzie gossip than ever before.
Plus... today, you're joining the same self-assured
"sisterhood" of lezzies who are rejecting the usual
back-stabbing to help a sister out.
Anyway... (And if you know this already then give me an
"Amen") but...
Cats and Fag-Hags Are Fine Company
For Sure... But They're A Sorry Substitute For
The Fiery Touch Of
A Woman In
Heat!
And to
discover this for yourself it's critical you can
effortlessly draw on...

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The rejection-free secrets to getting any girl’s
number without a single pang of anxiety.
It's simpler and easier than you know. It's no
surprise some catty dykes keep these black-book
stuffing secrets to themselves.
HOT! |
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The
Do’s and Don’ts of using Facebook and
Twitter to forge lasting lesbian
relationships.
I’ll lay on
the line every embarrassing mistake you make at
your peril. |
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3
Reputation Saving Secrets which mean you can
mix an open bottle of booze with
xxxxxxx and not have to hide
your face in the dark corner of a girl-bar for
weeks. You'd
be amazed how much this happens and how easily
you can avoid being trapped in such a painful
predicament. |
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Most
people HATE this… and bitch about those who do
it… but you'll notice, never when the “criminal”
is HOT as hell!
Plus, nothing
says “Kiss me” quite like it!
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Why
you should always play the lesbian dating
“game” by your own rules. I'm
putting
YOU in charge of your life, no-one else. |
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You
want to do “this” in the gym… but never
as you walk up to Ms. Right.
I've made the
mistake before and believe me, nothing turns
her off you faster. |
Believe it or not...
Find yourself face-to-face with a beauty you're desperate to
get to know and soon you'll have every key you need to
weave an
unescapable web of seduction.
You'll know what "to-do"... but even more importantly,
you'll be wise to humiliating stumbling blocks you
should avoid at all cost.
And since you've got every advantage you need to
score dates by the
dozen...
The next step on your journey to the lesbo promised land is
to become a "super-dater"...
The Gay Godess Who Charms The Socks
(And Just About Everything Else) Off Any
Woman Who Dares Look Her Way...
So you're not just scoring dates like it's going outta
style... you're
taking every dating situation to skyscraper heights of fun
'n' frolics.
I'll tell you more about this in just a second. First I want
to let you know I didn't come from a city with a buzzin'
gayborhood I could hit anytime I jonesed for some dating
action.
I sorta lived in sticks. So I ventured online and like I
told you, I met Tara...
A Mississippii soccer player who I fell hard for
during nights snuggled with the phone under my sheets...
I didn't know if my Mom suspected something or not.
And I was too scared of her reaction to tell her about the
feelings I simply couldn't ignore.
But suddenly she couldn't
not be
suspicious...
As the mailman shoved an envelope in our mailbox that
changed everything.
The $2600 Phone Bill(!)
"What is this?" my
Mom demanded to know --- steam shooting out her ears.
And even today, a full 13 years later, I wish I could take
my response back.
Because although I'll tell you what I did, it makes me so
happy that I'll saving you any of the same "crisis points"
in your own life.
As I hope you realize what I'm about to guide you
around the hellish potholes
that trip other lesbians face-first onto the bone-snapping
concrete of gay life.
See...
It doesn't matter one bit if you've been mistaken for a
boy... or had some numbnutz
tell you you're too pretty to be a lesbian...
"Lesbian dating" is a confusing force unto itself...
That's why I'm making sure you know...
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Who should
pay for dinner or the movies?
I’ll tell you
who should cough up cash so there's no
uncomfortable moments or hurt feelings.
Should
a butch always pay for a femme? You'll
discover who needs to keep their wallet closed
and who needs to fling it open with a smile. |
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The 4
“rules-of-the-road” that stop open
relationships becoming a nightmare waiting
to happen.
You can bring BIG LOVE in your boudoir and make
it work. But you need this advice to save
yourself becoming “lezzy” in the middle.
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Dating a
closet-case? I’ll
show how to keep things light ‘n’ fun and avoid
every date becoming a “heavy” psycho-therapy
session.
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How to dip a stagnant relationship into a giant
vat of Louisiana hot sauce!
Have a water-gun on stand-by… heating
things up with this inexpensive “modern
technology” has never been so spicy…
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3
critical issues to consider before you step a
single foot into a
Long
Distance Relationship.
If
your babe is out of town you can keep
things steamy… but being naive can get you
needlessly hurt. |
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The
frustrating subject you should avoid like the
plague on any date.
And no, it’s
not politics or religion, but it can be a
relationship killer.
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The best
venues for a first date.
This depends on how much you want to talk, or
just stare into each other’s eyes… |
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When is
double dating
not
a good idea?
After all, we are talking about four beautiful
women and a tray of inhibition-crushing
drinks!
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Be warned:
Your date will sprint for the hills if you
happen to run into these “characters” by
accident.
One simple
phone call though... and problem solved.
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How to date a
Baby Dyke while limiting the “OMG…
drama-factor”. Lets
save the "tension" for when you're watching
a movie sex-scene that's blowing your skirts up.
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And when
you're a skilled
seducer who's dating life is taking off like a rocket,
chances are you'll quickly meet someone special.
A woman who turns you on like no-one before her... a partner
in life who truly understands you... who loves
you deeply for exactly who you are...
Yep... Someone You Can Truly Be Your Goofy Self
Around Every
Minute Of Every
Exciting Day...
Only sad fact is,
this can be brutally snatched from you almost outta nowhere.
Maybe you've felt the traumatic loss of a "forever"
relationship already.
If you have, and it still grates on your mind, I
guarantee it's the last time you'll ever feel so beat up...
so low...
Because as you excitedly dive into the Lesbian Dating Bible
you'll fast stumble on proven advice to keep a relationship
granite-strong. You'll never get robbed of love again when
you know...
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3 ways to bar-the-door so jealousy can’t gobble
up your shot at love.
As
less savvy dykes let this green-eyed monster
destroy their best love-matches… you’ll sit
secure with your love, having dealt the beast a
lethal blow. |
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How to know
when you’re ready for a long-term relationship.
It’s in our blood to get serious with women at
the drop of a hat. But that doesn’t mean we
always should. I’ll give you the low-down on how
to know when the time is right for long-term
love.
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Ready to
U-haul?
Don’t move an
inch closer to a matching mail box before you
tick off my 4 must-have matching qualities…
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The 3
unbreakable rules of “Ex-Etiquette”…
Yes, you can still be friends when you’re with
your new girlfriend, but without these
ground-rules you’re asking for heartache… |
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The absolute
worst reason to ever move in with a girlfriend…
even if she’s insanely hot! I'm
so glad you won't have to find this out for
yourself. |
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Disarm the
Top 8 Lesbo Libido Killers before they put
an end to your exciting new sex life.
I’ll give
you the full “cheat-sheet” to beat Lesbian Bed
Death forever.
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How to
salvage a stormy relationship and not just get
left with the cats! You
can secure your twosome for longer than you
think when you follow this simple advice. |
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Yes… You can win her back! She’ll
be in your arms again in no time when you follow
my step-by-step guide to reclaiming the lost
love of your life. |
And although you'll be
discovering how to keep a great relationship intact... and
even crank up the heat several degrees... let's
be real here...
Sometimes you do find yourself stuck in a relationship
that's past its sell-by-date.
That's why to shoot into the next exciting phase of your
life there are some proven "break-up" strategies you need to
know. A set of simple action-steps that'll hand you
the freedom and
fresh start you deserve.
I'll make sure you know each and every one of them, but
before I do you need to get caught up on what happened
between me and Tara.
Soon as my Mom got her breath back after I hit her with a
$2600 phone bill --- and as much as I detest bold-faced lies
--- I threw back some pathetic excuse.
I think I told her Tara was about to move to
Pennsylvania
and I was giving her "moving advice."
Talk about lame.
And all to hide the fact that I wasn't yet ready to tell
Mom, especially in her freaked out state, that I liked the
ladies.
But although I wasn't brave enough to "come out" right
there... my gut was telling me to follow my "truth" and take
action right away.
Next thing you know I'm unloading my beat up 91' Turizmo for
175 bucks.. and stood in line at the Greyhound kiosk in the
heat of August.
38 Hours Packed Like A Sardine On A Cramped Sweaty
Greyhound Bus... And For What?
Before I share what
greeted me across Mississippi state lines I first want
to make sure we're clear on what today is set to mean
for you.
Because you're about to join the very same "sisterhood"
of self-assured and confident lezzies I've spent hours
interviewing to amass this jam-packed "bible" of queer
wisdom...
Meaning you're literally minutes from discovering how
you too can
throw your arms around a lezzie life stuffed to bursting
with adventure and uncensored thrills.
And know this above all else...
In the months it took me to gather all these time-tested
ways for you to grab a proven advantage in the dating
stakes...
I had one single-minded goal plague my every move...
Making this the
only resource you'll ever need to
become the
lesbian who strolls into the girl-bar stacked with
confidence...
And who let's that confidence run wild in every aspect
of gay-girl life and beyond.
I'm proud to say I've achieved this goal for you and
much more...
Introducing...

The
Lesbian
Dating Bible
The only guide of it's kind to give you the confidence
and knowledge you need to attract and seduce the
cutest women you can imagine.
And the newfound confidence you get from from this
comprehensive and instantly downloadable guide
won't just show up in the form of hot girls on your arm
and in your bed!
Your entire life from top-to-toe is about to be the
beneficiary of your new and improved Sappho "self"...
That means...
Heavenly dykes are magically drawn to
YOU...
they may even make the daring first move, even though
you're ready with easy-to-remember "conversation
starters". And believe me, they're
a universe away
from dumb cheesy lines you've turned your eyes up at
before.
Eyes at the
girl-bar swing in your direction... It's not so
much about looks as much as it is about oozing
confidence, something you're about to do very soon.
Watch your inbox
overflow at online dating sites... as you'll see
below, I'm hooking you up with
everything
you need to become "the woman" every online hottie keeps
checking to hear back from.
And ready yourself to...
Enter a blissful period
in your life where you're completely yourself...
The advice you're about to take in is going to convince
you that you're a special someone to be reckoned with...
and who's about to blossom into her element.
Crash through the lavender ceiling at work... It
won't take much for your new confidence to translate
into people finally noticing the unmistakable "it"
factor you've been hiding all this time.
Be known as the
"sexpert" in any relationship... You really
are about to slap goofy (and sweaty) grins on any
significant other blessed enough to share your
bed. Because I hope you didn't think The Lesbian Dating
Bible would leave out all the juicy bits!
Sex is simply too critical a part of any relationship.
In fact, it's no exaggeration to say...
Bad Sex Murders "Sure-Thing" Relationships
In Cold Blood... And Turns Delicious One-Night
Stands Into Humilating
Horror Shows...
You could say me showing you how to
snag the dyke
of your dreams is just the spark before the
flame. As in explicit detail I'm going to give you
step-by-step instruction on becoming a "firestarter"
behind closed curtains...
Whether you've just met hours before and you're
exploring each other's bodies for the first time...
or you're getting your freak on with the long-time love
of your life... you're about to get lost in lust.
And you'll steam up those windows thanks to...
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Expert
tricks to make oral sex unforgettable…
That
tongue of yours needs to “work it” in this
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